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yeah but like
what if when you die you become a teapot
gotcha
didnt thing of that did you
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oh fuck thats it game over
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There's a thing about unscientific ideas:
They don't work.
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how does science work when you're floating upside down in empty space with your internal organs drifting around your face and being chased by giant grumbling mushroom-like entities?
if you zipped to another fucking 'reality' none of that shit would matter. do you really think you'd just go to another place like our universe and be all like "oh look, there's a planet. and there's a squirrel. and that looks like a dog but with three legs and the head of a crocodile. cool. that's cool."? you arrive there and immediately scratch your own fucking eyes out and then proceed to eat yourself because that's how you thought you were meant to breath there.
IT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING LOGICAL VARROK
THAT'S WHY I SAID IT WAS INCOMPREHENSIBLE
VARROK
VARROK YOU'VE GOTTA UNDERSTAND ME MAN
EXPLAIN REINCARNATION TO ME THEN
GIVE ME YUR FUCKING WONDERFUL SCIENTIFIC THEORY ON THAT
THE POINT IS IT'S NOT SUPOSED TO BE 'POSSIBLE'
THE OINT IS IT'S SUPPOSED OH FUCVK OFF MAN I CAN'T BE ARSED EXPLAINING THIS WHATEFER
TELL YOU WHAT, AN ALTERNATE REALITY WOULD BE LIKE MOVING TO GERMANY. BELIEVE THAT. THAT PSOBABLY FITS INTO YOUR LOGIC DEPARTMENT WITHIN YOUR BRAIN RATHER NICELTY. AN ALTERNATE REALITY WOULD BE LIKE GERMANY. WHAT AN EXCITING IMAGINATION YOU HAVE