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11-21-2016, 06:48 AM
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The Mayor of the city is a Glukkon who was wearing a huge necklace as a symbol of his power. The Mayor stood and said:
-As you may have noticed, we got hit by "Unity" fanatics yesterday and today. I think we need more than one active moderator who has powers in the entire city. To that end, X the Vykker has now been promoted to the position of assistant mayor. Congrats to X!
O'nnell said:
-Congratulations!
The crowd applauded. A ghost groaned. He said loudly:
-Isn't the Vykker linked to Unity? He also kept pictures of the secret slig flying suit to himself!
The mayor said to him:
-What? Are you part of the SDM?
-"SDM"?
-The speedrunners defense movement!
Vexy the unspecified creature whinged:
-I think we have a bigger issue. The lack of activity and the lack of employment! My taxes are too high and yet Abe the terrorist is still out there!
Laup the Slig who is a journalist showed up and said:
-Mister the Mayor, how often do you fuck other Glukkons and how often do you beat the shit out of citizens? Also Mayor, you're corrupt.
The crowd looked worried. The Mayor said:
-Are you asking for an infraction, Laup?
The ghost said angrily:
-That's enough! I will be the new mayor! Let's make this city great again!
The mayor said:
-Is that a riot? Also, a new mayor won't help shit. The real owner vanished into thin air!
-Ok, kill him!
Suddenly, a gunshot was heard. The Mayor then collapsed. He said:
-Who the hell are you, ghost?
-I'm Varrokski! Abe the cunt and that stupid bird are next on the hit list!


***

There was a sign next to the big box that said: "DATING SIM".
FyreFennec said to FAsescu:
-Welcome to "dating Sim"! You'll find love! Check inside!
-Ok...
Fasescu entered inside then said:
-Hey, wait a minute, the room is empty!
FyreFennec then closed the door behind him. FAsescu was trapped.
-Dear Mudovampire, your head will sell well on the black market!
-You son of a Nep! Wait a minute, aren't you...
-That's right, I'm the legendary FührerFennec Palooka the Outlaw!


End of chapter 10.

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