happy birthday you fucking spaniard or whatever you are
first was probably The Lion King on VHS, i really can't remember. the latest would be weed, but that was a one-off and isn't stereotypical of what i'm usually given. the best was a pocketwatch my parents gave me years ago that holds sentimental value. i'm generally grateful for anything i get but one time i recieved a satnav that thought i lived in France and i couldn't fix it. i literally couldn't use it because of that, whenever i tried to pinpoint a destination it would start me off in France and have me crossing the channel and shit to get there.
on the subject of shit that doesn't work and i want rid of, Vlam do you want a satnav? it's perfect if you live in France but NO WHERE ELSE
it encourages you to STAY WHERE YOU ARE
and NEVER LEAVE
it's basically a handheld French Misery.
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