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05-13-2016, 05:51 AM
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In Necrum Mines, Varrokski could hear Abe saying "This is bad! What do I do now?"
-What do you do? What about leading us out of here?
-Uh...okay. Follow me!
-Okay!
-But!...
At this point Varrokski the blind Mudokon falls to his death while Abe runs up to a cliff.
-Oops! I forgot he was blind...

***

-WOOOOOF!
-Nepstock, are you still alive? Where are you, boy?
Dr. SB said to me: "Quick, Albino, we must flee!"
FAsescu was looking for Nepstock. She turned at the window and saw a Sleg.
-Is that you, Nepstock? I'm coming for you!
The Big Bro Slig was reading the Newspaper to his Sleg: "Negative Externality neg·at·iv ex·tur·nal·it·é n An economic term describing negative external effect, often unforeseen or unintended, accompanying a process or activity.There are some who say that Oddworld itself was created by the gods in such a way as to avoid the species that evolved upon its multiple surfaces from ever mixing. The plains dwellers, those that inhabited the forested nooks and the desert crags were never to mingle with those of the warm, damp interior crust. Nolybab then, was a wretched, festering place where the evils from within the mantle could seep out and curl their gnarled claws around the regions known by the sun. If the beasts were imprisoned within the earth, Nolybab was the ladder that would make their escape possible..."
The Big Bro Slig poked his head outside and said something like:
-Hey, what the hell are you doing? Can't you read the sign? Mudokons aren't allowed on this property! Last warning!
FyreFennec was hiding in the bin:
-WOOOOOF!
FAsescu approached the window. The Blig Bro Slig used his Blitz Packer to kill the Mudovampire. FyreFennec came out of the garbage can. The Mudovampire grabbed the Potoo:
-You can't kill a Mudovampire, you stupid bird!
-No, wait! You're into Slogs, right? Don't kill me! I know a place called "Dating sim"!

***

We were, I and Dr. SB, near the wall. Punkcrash's mechanical pants were on the floor. The wall was partly destroyed. We saw a mysterious creature who was digging holes. The creature said to us:
-Oï, fellas! I've found an easter egg!
Dr. SB answered him:
-Which one, baby?
-A SoulStorm brew bottle that belonged to Abe! My name is The_Dude, by the way!
-The_Dude? That sounds familiar... Aren't you the murderer of "Kip"?
-Nah, it was just a big misunderstanding! You shouldn't trust the newspapers!
-Look, can you dig a tunnel to the palace? We must get there.
-What will I have in exchange?
-Let's see... What about the shell of the egg in which Abe was born?
-Perfect!

Dr. SB was texting the mayor: "the experience is working as intended!"


End of chapter 9.

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