I'm STW, currently in my office. Was I living the dream? No, it's a real work and the end point of a metamorphosis from optimistic student to travelling NEET to nameless white-collar economic end-product. Should I work in the public sector? There are times I've gone to the toilet to sob; EVP_Glukkon sitting in a cubicle crying because it's impossible for him to become a slig. Survival of the fittest? Bullshit. I have 50 moolah in my pocket. I was wondering what was the meaning of ZEBAOTH, THEOSKA, ADONAY. Anyway, back to work:
-Varrokski, is the wall finished?
-Nie.
-Cut the crap, would you? You aren't a hearing impaired Mudokon. You are able to speak normally.
-Boss, the wall isn't finished yet.
-What about the new worker from Southern Mudos? How is he doing? You know, the one who is wearing sunglasses like a visuallly impaired Mudokon?
-Well, he holds a personal grudge against Punkcrash. He complained about the fact that "They even called my friend as Spaghetti-Nigga". Also...
X the Vykker shows up to say:
-Sir, Namco has finished the work.
STW and Varrokski were near the Mudombie. Namco started talking:
-'SCRABANIAC' was a misleading information. The Mudombies were being sent by the holy 'UNITY'. Ran it through the cipher, got RM-N SH SB KTS*I * OE*NA*TOI*R SFOEPLE*E O UD
Varrokski is a speciest. He never trusted the Vykkers. He immediately sensed the danger.
-Boss, we have to leave now!
-Are you scared? Get to some fucking perspective. There are bigger, badder enemies.
At the same moment, a crowd approached. The creatures were whispering "LFPR B.VA LBNA'EZGR HNR, LA*EP R*,R* EAEO***SPTYSRE, *** GNRCRE RFNRYC, LEEBF ***".
-The enemies are not Vykkers. The enemy is Unity.
-Oh fuck off you ignorant tit. So please, Varrokski, next time you feel the need to say something ridiculously bigoted or ill-informed, say nothing.
-AGH YRFANOBFCFESQ] BR[VF URBVZ-XBER G
-The foundation of all religions are unscientific beliefs, hence all religions tend to be logically biased.
-I'm not saying they're not illogical and unscientific, many people are not, that doesn't mean you write the entire thing off.
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-Don't you see they're doing black magic?
-You are really getting on my nerves, Varrokski. That's it, you're fired.
Varrokski left as soon as possible. Namco turned himself into a bomb. It exploded. STW and Namco are now dead. Varrokski escaped the blast with the help of the fastest creature on Oddworld. They were heading to the north of Mudos.
End of chapter 4.
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