In the most anticlimatic way, all of the Mudombies collapse lifeless to te ground. Not a single bullet was shot. I was relieve.
-Huh? The wall isn't finished yet? STW, DAMNIT!
STW, an unspecified creature, supervised the work of two Mudokons of Eastern Mudos.
-The hand of Abe is gorgeous. By the way, he is leading all 300 muds across the desert!
-Huh?
The two Mudokons of Eastern Mudos started to talk:
-Nu vreau să lucrez!
-Nie chcę być częścią tej historii.
-EVP_Glukkon, the wall isn't finished yet. Those chaps are doing their best though.
Dr. SB, my shrink, who is a talking piece of meat, started to talk:
-EVP_Glukkon, Nothing I said in my original speech signified what I wanted out of the game, but what I believed may have come out of the game based on 1) what was previously revealed about Sligstorm, 2) the fact that with each new Oddworld game, while it kept the same basic mechanics, always added one or two new mechanics to solve puzzles with, 3) what we know of the in universe lore regarding sligs in the hierarchy, 4) what we know of the in universe lore of sligs natural temperment.
For some reason, a crowd of bouncing meatballs start talking about me like if I wasn't there:
-yeah i love RTS/management/building games so i really wanted this to come out.
-Would it be a puzzle game like the rest but as a pantsless slig???
-Yes, yes, yes to Sligstorm. I've got a soft spot for stories that cast a normally "bad" race as good, and I'm so interested to see what a Slig protagonist would be like, especially one at the absolute bottom of their hierarchy.
-It probably would've elaborated on Skillya and all too.
-Yeah they tend to be a vocal bunch. Punkcrash and albino, cleanup this mess!
Punkcrash is the happy slig. He doesn't eat Mudokon Pops because it goes against his religion. Can I trust him? Anyway, he helped me to carry the dead corpses. Punkcrash then stared at the Mudombie's chest.
-Hey, albino. I found something. What is the meaning of 'SCRABANIAC'?
End of chapter 2.
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