[Vlam]

This fanfiction is in FPS mode.

I'm the only albino slig of Oddworld. I've got an identity disorder: Am I a recolored slig or a "slig+ "? EVP_Glukkon, my eccentric boss, just said to me:

-I will be enjoying my time ere and let me tell ya 'bout them meat puppets wanna argue about losing they jobs. ANIT NO BODY gonna lose nutin with me ere. But sum body need ta make sure Nate keeps moppin up them floors and keepin this ere place tidy. Buahahaha! All o'ya take care, er no further comments.
-What?
-Sligstorm is all fine and dandy but I want to build factory floors, set up all the scaffholding and walkways/platforms. Set sligs on patrol routes, manage my employees etc.
-Boss, I...
-I am a very tired Glukkon, waiting decades! MAGOG DAMNIT!


SB, my shrink, who is a talking piece of meat, just shows up to say, "EVP_Glukkon, consider this: they probably wouldn't give a slig they deemed defective at birth the proper training and resources they'd have given every other slig. Not to mention, without proper training, our little albino friend would be a very poor shot and might not even know how to work any of the standard slig equipment. That's not to say they can't learn, but I'm pretty sure if Sligstorm was made it wouldn't be just like possessing a slig+. The slig was born, immedately sent to its death because it was albino, yet managed to escape. It doesn't know what's going on just that it needs to find safety. It probably doesn't even know spoken language, much less understand it. Mudokons likely wouldn't be friendly to it because it's a slig, and other sligs know to shoot it on sight or arrest/detain it. Slogs are a toss up because, for all intents and purposes it's still a slig. It's only friends would probably end up being the pests that come in and out of whatever facility this slig is trying to escape.Bonus points, I suppose, if Sligstorm toys with sligs being natural caretakers and it happens to run into a litter of sloggies or ratz or something along the lines."

It's useless to say I was incredibly bored by this conversation. I want nothing more than to be drunk. Alf's Brew is my haven.

During that time, a bunch of Mudombies started flooding out of everywhere! Should I fight or flee?
-DO IT!


End of chapter 1.