[Doug]

There was no 1,000th member! I distinctly remember amber being 995th, Khanzumer was 999th, and Mac the Janitor was 1,001st, but there is no member between Khanzumer and Mac. There are nefarious forces of evil at work on the forums! Could it be aliens?

Next thing you know, the Help Forum will disappear, and people playing AO will be stuck forever in the Scrab Nest because they can't figure out how to roll while running!

Then they will take away our stars, and our ranks will be Pokemon characters instead of Oddworld characters!

Next, they will *is grabbed by two men in white suits, who drag Doug away screaming 'Aliens killed JFK! Hitler is alive and is planning the Fourth Reich from a UFO! There are autopsied alien bodies in Roswell, New Mexico! The moon landing was faked on a Hollywood sound stage!' The men in suits drag Doug to a remote area and strip off their disguises to reveal their alien ugliness beneath. All three are beamed up to an unseen spacecraft . . . .*