Chapter V:
As Abe's monstrous rampage seemed to have no end
He saw Master Chief, with his body all bent
He said: "Fuck me, Abe, fuck me, Abe, but beware, 'cause
no one has fucked me like Microsoft does
It comes from behind with its touch of the silk,
then milks all my franchise, it milks and it milks.
No point in resisting, the success's elusive
'I'll fuck you till make you my greatest exlusive!'
I don't want it now, I want to share,
hence telling you this, Abe, beware!"
But it was too late now, as Microsoft came
both literally and figuratively, for all that I care
bought out all the rights to the Oddword name
then made a sequel, but don't you dare
ever play it or see it, cause it's very crappy
...
I did what you asked. Dear Matt, are you happy?
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