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01-10-2016, 07:09 AM
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Who knows, I'm just being nosey.
You are indeed. Fuck off with your invasive, wart-ridden, pokey hooter.

You might be right, I've had one partner for quite a long time. It's become a bit of a running joke, actually. Sometimes partway through a session, I'll look at my watch and roll my eyes - it's a good job she understands my humour...
Semi-related - I once had far too much to drink, and felt quite numb all over. After being manually handled, I had to be told that I'd finished, much to both of our amusement. Not my finest hour, but it gave me a laugh.
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