Merry Christmas, I got hardly any sleep because my neighbors’ drunken party all decided to stand outside and talk at the top of their voices in the early hours of the morning and one gentleman loudly retched and vomited three separate times.
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Murry Chrustlemus everyone. I don't know what I've got yet because I had a lie in because my girlfriend is a joyless fuck.
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merry congrats on not getting a christmas lay