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2) Art lesson. Lets call him Mr S. Walks around, waggling his tongue about. Walks past me, im fine with that...im sat on the same table. I can deal with it. He then starts talking to his watch. He then grabs hold of my Denim Jacket (From Next, might i add) and waggles it around, now...when it comes to touching me physically...im ok with that. Touch my clothes...i will kill you. So, i snatched it off him and had a go...i had people backing me up and such and such. He does it again, he then starts to eat pencil shavings in front of me and cardboard. Now...this is revenge. I dip a piece of cardboard in glue, and fold it over...making it look normal. He puts it in his mouth and immediatly spits it out. His face...ohhh my...it was quality. He then licked my ear...i then destroyed him by spreading 3 rumours about him at once...since im the Ki...ahem...Queen of Gossip and i know what the "People" want, they believe me...he is now still getting ragged for it...aahhhh, the satisfaction.

I have to believe that?