Retro Asylum should tell Lorne to simply use Twice Ze Flavor.
Ok here's a couple of questions Lorne should be able to answer:
How does it feel like to have those stories locked up in his head for literally decades and not being able to share them to the world?
While I understand he wants to tell them via games he should have figured out by now he wont have the time and budget to build a game for each story he has in mind.
So how would he feel about sharing those stories via an other medium than video games? And, you know, give more Oddworld to the world?