I fucking hated Return of the King. It was a bloated, slow motion marathon of special effects that had me so irritated, and bored that when the credits finally rolled I just stood up, said "Never again," and walked out of the theater. Of course, a few years later I got forced to go those goddamn fucking shit awful Hobbit movies, which managed to be even more boring, and god awful terrible than The Lord of the Rings. How he pulled that off, I'll never know.
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My bowels hurt.
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