[BiddaMD]

Dude. GUIDE TO THE FORUM EXPERIENCE

1) Go to school and find a stoner
2)ask him where he gets his weed
3)go there
4)get weed
5)go home
6)play Abe's Oddysee
7)contemplate
8)smoke your stash
9)play Abe while you are smoking
10)get the munchies
11)eat something
12)realize you were talking to Abe a few seconds ago
13)realize you were high as a bird
14)clean up your mess from puking (crazy first timer)
15)get on the pc
16)talk to BiddaMD
17)talk to some other dudes
18)tell them your experience
19)get popular
20)beat Xavier in post count
21)arm yourself with a gun
22)wait for Xavier to come to your house
23)look through the highest window
24)take a shot
25)you'll miss. try to reload
26)realize you only bought one bullet
27)chase Xavier with a kitchen knife down the street
28)stop and catch your breath
29)realize Xavier was never really there
30)begin to cry
31)run home and try to find your recently purchased stash
32)realize you gave it to Abe
33)smack yourself in the face
34)search for stash
35)find stash under your bed
36)smoke some more stash
37)get the munchies again
38)eat some scrab cakes
39)realize you're not eating scrab cakes
40)realize you're actually eating dog food
41)puke up all over the place
42)become angry
43)burn your stash in your backyard
44)realize the entire neighborhood is getting stoned
45)listen for cop sirens
46)run into your neighbor's house
47)eat all his/her food (you still have the munchies...that dog food wasn't satisfying)
48)sit on you nieghbor's kitchen floor
49)contemplate
50)realize BiddaMD is one crazy stoner