Hello strangers. I was bored so cruising round OWF and I wouldn't have stopped to post anything until this occurred.
My... my horse was lying dead in the hot, dry desert sand, its thin skin clinging to its toaster-rack ribs..
It may be because I haven't been in a relationship for the best part of nine years, but when I do meet the girl of my dreams I'd be pretty disappointed to find she wasn't alive.
To be honest I was building up the scene as logically as I could. It was a hot, endless desert so of course the only animal was dead. The ground was infertile so the only place the flowers could be growing was out of the dead horse (OH MY GOSH TIMMY GET OUT OF THERE!). The storm hadn't featured in the scene until the last so it was away on the horizon.
Most of the statements in the explanation are pretty vague. 'You are likely optimistic'. 'You are probably down to earth'. 'You can draw your own conclusions'. I think it works in much the same way as fortune telling, horoscopes and those souvenir fridge-magnets that describe you based on your name. All of the statements are so vague and nebulous that they can describe pretty much anyone.
Either that or I really do see myself as a vaguely glowing Doctor Who-style cube of indeterminable substance.
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