CHAPTER 1:
It was late last night. Mullock the Glutton was sleeping on his office chair after tons (and kilograms*) of hard work, totally exhausted. THEN HE WAS WOKEN UP! He opened his eyes to see another Glutton, this one was wearing a green tuxedo. The Glutton yelled at him:
-HEY, MULLOCK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, EH?!
-Yeah, Mullock, the Rupture Farms is being literally blown apart, and you're sleeping?! - said the third, not mentioned previously, Glutton.
- D: ? What happend?? - said confused Mullock, not ortographingly
-IS THAT ABE GUY! He's gone INSANE - said the slig - He's killed half of our security and most of our workers!
Molluck was shocked.**
-Why would he do such a thing?! - Mullock cried.
-He's saying it's some sort of revenge for making meat lollipops of his friends' meat - said the slig.
-Then why is he killing other medokens?!
Slig shrugged.
-He's batshit, boss. If there's one thing he's driven by, it's not logic.
-I must contact him! Maybe I can talk some sense into this madman!
***
-Oh my Odd, I wish my arms were longer - said Mullock the Glutton as he was running to the camera room. - or my stomack was smaller - he added.
He looked on the screens. It was frightening. The "Honest Abe", his top worker, was crushing his friend with a meat saw, laughing silently.
Mullock activated the microphone and spoke loudly:
-Abraham, please stop this at once! Why are you doing this?
Abe turned in front of the screen and said:
For once in my life
I have not been a slave,
Now I tasted the freedom,
can't stop me, too late.
"He really is insane" - Mullock thought to himself. - "And his rhymes are horrible".
-Is this because of our newest product? Do you know we only used the meat from medokens dead from natural causes? We mean no harm to our workers. Please refrain from doing this and we will solve this peacefully, I promise.
In the darkness we dwelled,
draining hope from our hearts,
Now it's me who brings hell,
so goodbye, and...
Then he farted at the camera and it exploded.
END OF CHAPTER ONE
*maybe even pounds, it's hard to tell
**Major AO spoiler
***It's not an annotation. It means skipping some time in a story, silly