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DUDES, DUDETTES, LADIES, GENTS, UGLY BOBS AND STINKY KATES!!

YOU HAVE TO SEE THE POINT THAT ODDWORLD CANNOT AND SHOULD NOT CROSS WITH US! ENVERSI MADE THIS POINT OUT CLEARLY THAT ITS NOT ABOUT SOBE ITS ABOUT ADVERTISING (take note that advertising was the key word in that sentence)

ODDOWLRD PUTTING EVEN A TINY SIGN SAYING "COKE" OR "CONDOMS" PUTS ME OFF

ANOTHER BIG POINT IS HUMANS! HUMANS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO EXIST IN THE ODDWORLD UNIVERSE. MY POINT IS IF SOBE IS IN THE GAME, WHO MAKES SOBE? THERE WILL HAVE TO BE A HISTORY OF SOBE IF IT WERE TO BE IN ODDWORLD.
ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE DEEPLY INTO ODDWORLD AND WHEN THEY (for example) ARE MAKING A WEBSITE WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO SAY WHEN YOUR TALKING ABOUT ODD PRODUCTS?
AND WHEN YOU HAVE SCREENSHOTS, WHO WOULD WANT A SCREENSHOT ON THIER SITE WITH A FREAKING MAN MADE DRINK ON IT!

I DON'T WANT TO GO IN THE GAME ESCAPE A FEW MAD BIG BRO SLIGS AND SUCCESSFULLY GET TO A SAFE PLACE AND SEE A DAMN SOBE VENDO WILL JUST PUT ME OFF. PEOPLE ARE NOT GOING TO SEE THE VENDING MACHINES, GET HYPNOTISED AND RUN OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH ALL YOUR FAMILIES MONEY AND A GUN TO GET A DAMN DRINK!

SOME BIG FANS LIKE SYDNEY AND ELUM WILL GO ON ODDWORLD'S SIDE, I AM NOT SAYING THAT ITS BAD AT ALL. I AM SAYING THAT YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHEN ODDWORLD DOES SOMETHING THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO.

i think i bitched enough for today.

anyone who is against the promo please in your next post pu your name and email so i can add it to the petition that i will email alf!