Thanks guys I wrote this from the heart bro the heart
They were taken deep under ground. DEEP. Caverns with old-ass monks in robes singing Ring My Bell by Sister Sledge, but real slow. They were beat-boppin the schmoove doo-wop version.
The leader of the ninjas was sat chongin on a fat fucking chonger and drinking straight cherry vodka as it trickled from a hot virgins nipples. As you do.
"We got that dickweed and hot-legs, cap." Said a ninja to the leader while playing on his phone. Clash Of Clans or Angry Birds. Dunno how he got a good mobile reception from down in them DEEP caverns. I wonder if they have their own Wi-Fi setup. I might enquire. Who the fuck wrote this piece of shit? Where exactly are these guys situated? Why is one wandering around on his phone? How fucking good must his signal be? And why are they all, like, stoners and shit? Can I leech their internet? Oh shit that would be sweet!
Anyway, I need answers. Answers to questions I just made up. I'll be back when I'm a bit more wrecked goodbye
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