[Mac Sirloin]

Uhhh I, uh I joined uh Oddworld forums, because uh misandrists were violating ALL OF MY HOLES with inflammatory uh statements and I uh, well I just couldn't bear the stink of women's vaginas blooming everywhere in my face when I left the house, so I uh, I joined this forum and uh, stopped letting that happen to me. And now the only vagina that I uh touch and breath in is Jesus Christs fat, sweaty, jewish, spicey spaghetti hole. And uh since swearing off women I've uh, grown a nice bush to administrate and started posting bad uh, senseless recipes on twitter, and uh, that's about it I guess.