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04-11-2002, 09:36 AM
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Jacob
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This is quite hard...erm.

1) I was rich.
2) I was happily married.
3) It was a female i was married to.
4) It was a human female.
5) She had a nice personality and was quite good looking.
6) I could stop and un-stop time at will.
7) I owned a MASSIVE mansion.
8) I had real Helicopters.
9) I was involved with the Italian Mafia, Japanese Mafia, Russian Mafia and the powerful American crime-lords.
10) I own 19 Rain-Forests around the world.
11) I was psychic.
12) I was Telekinetic.
13) I was clever.
14) I was strong.
15) My family were less narrow minded.
16) My family were more fun.
17) I was having a affair with one of my best mates (Male).
18) My wife finds out.
19) She doesn't mind and things progress from there.
20) I have 3-5 children.
21) They are all healthy.
22) I am healthy.
23) We all had a long lifespan.
24) I could not be arrested if i considered myself as innocent.
25) Lucifer was my true father.
26) My children were clever.
27) I was never impotent and i could restore my youth, my families youth and strangers youth whenever i want to.
1/2) I am all knowing.

There.
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