[Dequibenzo]

Okay, Melvin has played this with me before, but the rest of you need to be poisoned... I mean, it's time we share the fun with everybody. If you had 27 and a half wishes, what would they be? Remember, you only get half of the last one, so think it through carefully. For example, if you wish for world peace, it would only happen in antarctica, south america, the bottom half of africa, and a few hundred yards around Perth. If you wish for fame and fortunes, you'll recieve fa and fort- you get the point.
If more than five people respond with their lists, I'll post mine.