Hope you all like shitty MSPaint mock-ups
Things to ignore:
The bone carving thing, I couldn't be bothered to think of something better (I guess it could work if it was just one bone)
The font - it should be one of those
unreadably heavy Germanic scripts
Spellings of "flavour", "the" and "!"
The relative sizes of things
Colour schemes
Also, I think it's very important that the bottlecap is bent, like it's just come off the bottle. Just saying.