[MeechCrunchies]

Here's mine :

Kill a Boombat with a rock – Baseball bats
Escape from RuptureFarms without Abe being spotted by any Slig – I ain’t seen nothin!
Have Abe die in 15 unique ways – Snap, Crackle, Pop!
Kill Sligs in 15 unique ways – Who needs salt?
Finish the game with the Good Ending faster than our best developer time – Watch this!