[Bullet Magnet]

My brother got an Xbox One. I didn't.

I got a radio for my car, a few cool t-shirts, some braces, a jerkin, a horrifying Christmas jumper and a woolly hat with a Christmas Pudding design, and a script of William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, a new hope.

VADER: For certain, I have waited, Obi-Wan.
And now at last we meet together here:
Our destinies once and for all fulfill'd.
The circle of our lives is now complete-
A student was I when I left thee last,
But now I am the master over thee.

OBI-WAN: Thou art a master, Darth, I know 'tis true,
But only evil hast thou Master'd yet.

[they duel.

VADER: In time thy pow'rs have weak become, old man.

OBI-WAN: And yet thou canst not win, I'll warrant, Darth.
For if thou strike me down, e'en now, e'en here,
I shall more great and powerful become
Then e'er thou hast imagin'd possible.

VADER: I tell thee plain: thou shouldst not have return'd.