Saw The Hobbit. Here's all you need to know: The dwarves have a Benny Hill style chase scene with the dragon for about forty minutes which culminates in (and I'm not kidding here) the dwarves building a 100 story dwarf statue out of molten gold that they tricked the dragon into getting close to so that they could drown him in it. You then have angry, solid gold dragon who, even though the dwarves ARE RIGHT FUCKING THERE WHERE HE CAN EAT OR BREATHE FIRE ON THEM, decides that it would be more painful for them if he flies to lake town to kill a bunch of people that they hardly know.
This movie was three hours of stupid.
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My bowels hurt.
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