We had a mock 1910s debate at school once. I led the reactionary chauvanists, and won. I'm far prouder of that than I should be.
ATTENTION VYRIEN.
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A few years ago I went to the doctor for a cervical polyp that bleeds when I have sex. The Nurse Practitioner at Planned Parenthood twisted it off, and said those things sometimes come back. Sure enough, this one did, so I just left it alone.
Meanwhile, I started cleansing my liver and going after parasites. When I started doing this, I notice a cramping sensation in my uterus and the polyp seemed to move a few minutes after taking a dose parasite herbs. This makes me think it is a parasite. The NP at the clinic said cervical polyps are skin tags that grow on the cervix. But mine seems to be shrinking now that I'm doing the parasite cleanse. When I got brave enough to take a really big dose, I felt a really really hard pinching sensation in my uterus and the whole room started spinning. I nearly passed out, and haven't had the courage to take that large of a dose again.
Meanwhile, I've been passing stuff that looks like rice, as well as some round worms and hookworms. It also feels like I have tiny little critters crawling around under the skin on my scalp and wiggling on the end of my tongue after taking a dose of the herbs. I've been going after them for a long time.
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IF YOU EVER FIND PARASITE CYSTS IN YOUR SNATCH, EAT SOME HERBS.
Also,
alternative medicine practitioners are fucktards. And I don't use words like "fucktard" lightly.
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"Gee, what are they so riled about? Must be something pretty controversial."
Oh.
I know it's an old chestnut but goddamn the average internet commentor is an idiot