When I was about 14 I shot my friend in the ass with a bb gun. I was really, really high, and he was sitting on the floor of my living room. For some reason, I got it into my head that I could shoot between the floor and his ass, and have it kind of get wedged there without really shooting him in the ass. So, yeah. I shot him in the ass. I laugh uncontrollably every time I think about this. For many reasons. My own stupidity, the expression on his face, and then how quickly he forgave me with this kind of "Eh, you're high, and a dumb ass" shrug of the shoulders, and never brought it up again when he could have so easily beat my ass over it. That dude was such a nice guy.
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