[Vyrien]

IRL wise I also had one yesterday, although the actual event happened years ago when I was about 4 or 5.

My Auntie was in Greece and had phoned to speak to my mother, before she hung up my mum passed the phone over to me whereupon I asked her earnestly if she had been making urines, my mother then burst into uncontrollable laughter for a good 10 minutes.

What I actually meant were Urns but as I had only ever seen the word written I had no idea how to correctly pronounce it. I remembered this as I was drinking tea in polite company at my grandmother's and nose-dribbled it all over my lap.