Un-Amused, a tradgedy has happened to our dear friend...
I found out today from Oryon who knew him, Un-Amused died in a brutal accident at a Circus. I have been told he was patting the Elephants and helping the Circus people clean them, and one sat on him. Devouring his entire body with its anus. He died 5 minuits afterwards, most likely from the smell. The Doctors had supposedly tried to help him by feeding the Elephant baked beans...this only made the smell for Un-Amused worse and half of his body was melted away when he came out. The bean ridden gas had, had a horrific effect on his matabalism and he had been slowly eaten away by the stench.I would just like every one, I don't care what religion you are to pray for our dear friend.
Sincerely Jacob
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Last edited by Jacob; 04-04-2002 at 05:59 AM..
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