[Manco]

I ALREADY SAW THAT PUN THOUGH LIKE A MILLION TIMES. Come on, I know you can do better than that

Sassing my puns is a misteak I wouldn’t think you would make.

It takes a while for a good steak pun to mature, I’ll have you know – all the veally good ones do. You have to really think about what makes the meat of the joke, because just half-assing it butchers the comedy.

I’m bloody offended by your cheek, and I don’t like the cut of your jib.

I’m all for a good ribbing, but your comments are just a slice too far. I’d go so far as to say you’re talking out of your rump.

And don’t even think about trying to muscle in on my gig, either – these are prime jokes.