Well, I guess I'll hold auditions for my best friend... They'll be every Wednesday and Friday. You must be early for the job interview/audition as my best net friend. You will be payed 3 dollars an hour. You must be my friend for at least 5 hours on weekdays, and on weekends you must work at least 2 hours a day. You must bring a resume. You must be:
1)Early for your job as my friend.
2)Nice, and do whatever I say.
3)Be willing to kill yourself to save me.
4)At least LOOK like my friend.
5)Smart, but not so smart that you won't be my slave.
6)Never insult me, or you shall be punished.
So, who wants to try out to be MY friend?
