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we need a comedy jingle.
drowning in shit is one way to go on a farm. drowning in grain is another. you can also have a plough reverse over you. my boss had one of his testes gored off by a bull. i myself have been electrocuted and trampled. BUT ITS ALL IN A DAYS WORK
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I heard that grain elevators formerly full of hay can explode at any spark because of a buildup of certain chemicals. Poop may also be involved. I always picture someone surviving though. Bunch of good old boys at the club discussing how they lost a finger to frostbite or a limb to horsebite, and then old 'half man' jenkins rolls in and details leaning against a silo and lighting a smoke before losing most of his body. Then everybody buys him a drink but it just drizzles out of the massive torso-sized catheter he's plugged into.
Here's an intimidating photo of me before trimming my beard.
Here I am nowish
