[abe is now!]

Right now I'm imagining me going to a bar, meeting an attractive gentleman, bringing him home... and mid-coitus being interrupted by AiN bursting in and giving me infractions.

EDIT: Going to the infraction list, the options are:

• Illegal Activity
• Inappropriate Language
• Insulted Other Member(s)
• Poor Grammar & Spelling
• Posted Spoilers
• Postorrhoea
• Signature Rule Violation
• Spam
• Thread Necrumancy
• Multiple Account
• Gorman Disenza Virus

I'll let you guys guess which ones he might have hit me for.

I hate postorrhoea!