[Jacob]

I agree Alcar. Most funerals are done in bad taste, the whole 'Black' thing and stuff and crying and upsetness...i mean...why!? Thats why...at my funeral i am going to have 'YMCA' played and also 'Always look on the bright side of life' (The 'Life of Brian' version) Also, i am gonna have some very hunky men who will carry my white coffin into the Herse and drive away. Also, the herse is gonna be Pink...actually...no...thats taking it too far. But its gonna be a good funeral.

I agree, surfacing, who gives a shit about some old snooty brit that I never even heard of. My gramma dies at sixty three, my Dad needed to be in the hospitable and off work for over six months, hip probs and deadly cancer run in my family. realplayerr doesn't work, i lost my best shirt and have huge Luther Prep exams up tomorrow. Can someone quote hamlet for me(Keep it clean,please)

You could also add:

1) - Your dillusional.
2) - Your scary.
3) - Your going to be living with your parents at the age of 35.