[LawgSkrak]

How would dog shit kill somebody? Maybe if I smeared it into an open would he had or something, it could potentially kill him. Yeah, the bacteria could be dangerous to a human, but the chances are extremely small. I've seen little kids eat dog crap, and they were fine. This huge tub of lard who eats nothing but garbage everyday wasn't gonna be phased. He didn't even notice it was in there. What does that tell you? Honestly, I thought he'd take a bite or two, and think it had gone bad or something, but nope, he ate the whole damn bowl. Not my fault he's a disgusting pig who can't tell there is shit in his food.

And he didn't just fart. He constantly was farting. Working with him is like working in an astronaut suit that somebody was using as an outhouse. This guy smelled like he was constantly on the verge of crapping his pants. And he would make a joke out of it, walking by and letting one rip and then chuckling about it. Every shift. All through the shift. Plus, he's just an asshole to be around. Not a nice guy.

I had enough. He loves shit so much, have some to eat.