Santa can go get stuffed.
Totally secular christmas would seem pretty craptastic to me. A big fat god impersonator(Yeah,I mean Santa here) instead of Jesus? Anywho look at Santa and don't tell me he ain't imitation crabs version of God the Father. Both are said to do miracles, like walk on water and give toys to people all round the world in one night. Both do judgement, toys or coal, heaven and hell. Both are said to be omniscient, God knows all sins and santa knows who is naughty or nice. Both are guys. Both are depicted with beards. Santa has "little helper elves" but God has perfect angels. Who else but me sees the connection here. and one last thing:Santa is Satan inside out!
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