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A man walks into a bar with an ostrich. The man walks up to the bar as usual and asks for his expensive drinks and some snacks for the ostrich. The temporary barman approaches the man and asks why he always buys the most expensive drinks. The man answers "I found a magic lamp and the first thing I wished for was a mountain of gold. The second thing I wished for was my own private island"
"That's all well and good", replies the bartender, "but what's with the ostrich?" The man then says "For my third wish I asked for a bird with really long legs"
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You missed the second half of the punchline. He walked in to the bar with an ostrich and a cat. The man and the ostrich would buy drinks, but the cat would never get his round in.
Turns out he wished for a bird with really long legs and a tight pussy.