Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
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“PEOPLE STANDING ON ESCALATORS - THAT IS A TESTIMONY TO HUMAN LAZINESS. I mean the guy who invented the escalator is just kicking himself in the ass!”
-Krist Novoselic
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