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So, this thread sort of came to light due to my most recent Facebook update. Basically I'm a terrible germaphobe and I just dropped a tablet I need to take under my bed. I had a minor panic attack because it's really fucking dirty under there. Grabbed it, dusted it off and it fell back under again. I had to grab it for the second time, narrowly missing an enormous dust bunny, I shit you not I went to the bathroom and washed the tablet with soap and water. My mouth tastes of silk and magnolia right now because I would rather ingest soap than dust.

It makes me laugh, some of the weird shit I do, so what really gets under your skin? I'm intrigued, stuff like this always makes me laugh.