Thanks again to everyone. I've had a wonderful day and have been completely spoilt. At the restaurant I went to with my family, my mother and father pulled out a surprise present: a Swiss Rotary wristwatch. Needless to say I was absolutely fucking gobsmacked. I can't even imagine how many months they must have saved for this...
Also I spent about thirty minutes of the last hour doing some of the most violent shits of my whole life. I guess it was the enormous quantity of meat I ate but I felt like my rectum was trying to turn inside out.
Just thought you should all know. <3
I love you all, hugs and kisses.
__________________
:
|
Oh yeah, fair point. Maybe he was just tortured until he lost consciousness.
|
|