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So, I watched Twilight: Breaking Dawn The Deuce last night. You know how everyone hates on a thing so hard that you think it must be at least somewhat exaggeration, and a lot of just joining a band wagon because it's fun to hate things sometimes? Well, this movie isn't like that. This was by far the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. The fact that the director got paid actual money for turning in this boring piece of crap depresses me more than almost anything I can think of. This was the slowest paced film in the history of film. Literally nothing happens for ninety percent of the movie, and then when something does finally happen it was all a dream sequence. There was no reason for the "bad guys" to act in the way they did, and their choice of waiting months so that the "good guys" could amass an army before attacking them was so goddamn stupid that they couldn't possibly be a threat to begin with. No one that dumb is scary.

The acting was atrocious, but what could you expect? These people were clearly hired for their looks, and not for their acting ability. Or maybe I take that back. The script was so bad that it's impossible to say whether or not the people saying the lines were doing a good or bad job. There was no way that anyone could have made that dialogue sound interesting.

There were a few redeeming qualities to the film. The one bad guy had the most amazing laugh I have ever heard. Also, the creepy pedophile werewolf's looks of longing at the baby were fucking hilarious.

my god you're fucking tainted.

that shit is like an infectious disease. stay away from me.