Kosher Birthday, Nate. May your presents be expensive and neatly wrapped.
Our forum's had a fair share of admins in the past
But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last
But this guy's real kosher, I think he does the trick
I tell ya, he's to die for - he really knows his shtick
He's gotta lotta chutzpah, he's really quite hhhhhip
His parents pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip
He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!
So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah nightly, does his own accounting too
Workin' like a dog at the synagogue
Happy Birthday Nate! Happy Birthday Nate!
People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!"
He's such a darn macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off
So grab your yarmulka
The one you got for Chanukah
Put on your yarmulka
And hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
And all the goyim say he's pretty fly... for a rabbi.
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