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I don't remember ever taking a picture with my shirt off...did you roofy me?
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More than once. Were you high at the time?
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That's what they all say. Then one day they look in the mirror and think "Oh, yeah..."
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You're saying I'm so ugly that even if my standards were non-existent, I still wouldn't get laid?
I don't believe that's even possible. There's always
someone who's be prepared to sleep with anyone. You just have to be prepared to sleep with them.