[hedjeroo]

I stole someone's cookie in secondary school after they got kicked out of the canteen for being a twat. I still don't know how I got convinced into doing this because I'm not a thief by nature. :I

Oh, I've killed a hamster and kicked several guys in the nadgers. The hamster was my cousin's and I was quite young and thought it would be a good idea to play football with a hamster ball with a hamster in it, and thought the hamster would be quite well entertained by this. And the guys had it coming, they were being cunts.

I also downloaded a bunch of things illegally, have done graffiti, and bitched behind the back of the amateur production director of the Les Mis run I was in. I did apologise for that last one though, and it was mostly out of frustration and not knowing why I was being dicked about mic-wise. Not like I needed a mic. I have sizeable lungs and enough control to make good use of them.