[Oddey]

I generally forget all the bad deeds I do, but I know I've made a fair few. My sister insists that I once poured about a full carton of milk on her head, but I deny pouring the whole thing. Then there was another time where I and my friend were getting stuff from a vending machine, and he realized that not only was there already credit in the machine, there was even a cookie stuck in the receiving bit. He took advantage of the extra credit, and snatched the cookie. After he ate the cookie, two girls came back, looked at the vending machine and said "No way! Somebody took it and the money!"

Me and my friend were sitting right next to the vending machine, but it was a crowded area, so we weren't suspected.

I also took a cup full of quarters I found in an arcade once. And it was a lot of quarters.

I can't really think of other bad shit I've done in my time right now.