Yeah, as if anyone noticed I was gone for the past 5 days, I was in Washington DC... hurray.
Wow, what a great place to
waste my spring break. But wait! If the monuments that I've already seen twice weren't dull enough, I had the crappiest hotel room ever. Not a damn good protest either! Oh sure, there was a one-man picket line against infant circumcision, but I'm not about to join in that one!
On the plus side, it had some great art galleries.
And I found some of my own kind! Neo-punks... lots of neo-punks... lots of
female neo-punks... lots of
hot female neo-punks... lots of hot female neo-punks that liked Green Day, NOFX, and Rancid...
*drool*... oh... OK, I'm done being shallow, but they
were the highlight of my trip!
And to top it all of, I had my first Red Bull! (they don't sell it in Tennessee.) Not exactly a *yummy* experience. That's when I started hearing...
things. Like a weird buzzing noise. No more Red Bull for me. I had to take the edge of with a meal from Arby's. Mmm mmm, the scorched flesh of an innocent cow! Delicious!
Well, now I'm home. It's a great day to be alive!