[MudokonOddball]

Let's see how many witty responses I can come up with for these questions....




1. What is your name?
Cornelius Christian Jones

2. Have you ever been kissed?
No.

3. What is your favorite movie?
"That Thing You Do"

4. What CD is constantly in your CD player?
The Soundtrack to "Space Channel 5"

5. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Two younger step-sisters whom I only see once a year, and an engaged 21 year old. I'm best man! I got fitted for my tux today....it was a serious violation of my personal space....

6. What is on your mousepad?
It's Shaped like a sheep that we got for free from "BigWords.com", a used-textbook site that my sister used a lot. It went out of business, but then it came nack as "ReallyBigWords.com" or something...

7. What is your favorite color pen to write with?
Smooth Bic Black.

8. What shampoo do you use?
It used to be Awupuhi until I found out I was allergic to it *sigh*, now it's this bright blue stuff...

9. What is your favorite color?
Purple. It used to be the masculine version of pink, but then the whole Teletubbies thing just ruined it for everybody. No offense to any homosexuals reading this.

10. How many children do you want?
Three. I even chose some names that I like.

11. Do you collect anything?
Old coins.

12. What is your favorite word?
"Jack Squat" is my term for the word "nothing", "Crappamabobber, Crappamajigger, Cheez and Crappers!" is what I say when I get mad, and "Fut the whuck!"

13. What are your favorite kinds of clothes to wear?
Baggy Cargos, and Long, slim long-sleeve tees.

14. What is your idea of a perfect date?
Deep movie and long, talkative dinner.

15. What is your favorite book?
"The Positronic Man" (Here in the US, they changed it to "Bicentennial Man"....bleh)

16. Who is your favorite actor or actress?
Woody Allen. All the way.

17. What is the best feeling in the world?
Uuuhhm....no comment.

18. Do you take hot or cold showers?
Mornigs - cold, Evenings - hot.

19. If you could kiss anyone, who would it be?
Somebody that no one on the forums would know...I go to school with her.

20. What is your favorite band or singer?
Band - U2, R.E.M. Singer - Seal, Sting

21. What are you listening to right now?
....The low hum of the furnace, the cooling fans on my computer, aaand...oh yeah! A thunderstorm outside.

22. Do you believe in God?
Yup.

23. When is your birthday?
June 12, 1987.

24. How tall are you?
5' 4"

25. What is your favorite television show?
Electric Playground on Discovery Science, and anything on TechTV.

26. Have you ever had sex?
I plan not to until I'm married.

27. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
In the suburbs of Japan. If such a place exists...

28. Do you have braces?
No, not now, and my teeth are straight, so probably never.

29. Do you like roller coasters?
Um, does the "Beastie" from King's Island count? Frankly, they scare the shit out of me.

30. What is your favorite season?
Spring - I like jacket weather.

31. What is your favorite time of day?
Late Evenings.

32. What is your favorite gemstone?
Alexandtire. I named my late cat after it - and it's my birthstone.
Too bad it's naturally pink, though....

33. What is your favorite cartoon?
Fairly Oddparents. It's the only remotely funny cartoon anymore....

34. What is on your bedroom walls?
Two pictures of MagiNation, one Oddworld picture, and soon
there is to be a really neato Herdy Gerdy Picture that I found oon the internet. The reason I have such exotic (not erotic...) art is because I have a photojet printer.

35. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Vanilla Bean chocolate-covered coffee beans and realy caramel.

36. If you had a time machine, where would you go?
Back in time to take Bill Gates' place. World's biggest oxymoron:
Microsoft Works.

37. What do you want to be when you're older?
Anthropologist or Music Professer (I think I spelled Professer wrong...to much French....) for Capital University.

38. What color are your eyes?
Bright blue.

39. Who is the person you talk to the most on the the phone?
Time and Weather? I don't have many friends...but I do indeed have a life, mind you. Really.

40. If you could dye your hair any color, what would it be?
White, like the guy in Crazy Taxi 2. I think I would look good in that.

41. Do you have any nicknames?
Hoh boy....I'll just list them, because all of them have stories
behind them that I would like to tell before giving them, but oh well. Friar Tuck (?), RoboCop, Snoopy, Timmy (Tim Hortons, not South Park), and Indy (my last name is Jones).

42. What does your dream guy/girl look like?
SHoulder length dirty blonde hair, green eyes, not much but a little taller than me, and a not-overly-slim body.

43. Are you good in math?
Very.

44. Do you have freckles?
A mixture between freckers and minute egsima(sp).

45. Who are your best friends?
Kenny Thorington, but we got out of touch when we moved.

46. What is your favorite kind of flower?
Daffydils. *pictures self frolliccing through fields of golden daffydils)

47. What is your favorite store?
FuncoLand. Where else?

48. What is the most daring thing you've ever done?
Rode the "Beastie" from Kings Island. Razza frazza rickedy old wooden coaster....

49. Is there anyone who you really hate?
I try my best to not judge people this way, but yes. There are.

50. Do you and your parents fight a lot?
Not at all.

51. What is your favorite candy?
Snapple Jellybeans....mmm....

52. What is your favorite kind of music?
Alternative, classical, and GOOD jazz. Like Bony James and Division Bell.

53. What was the last movie you saw in the theater?
Let me think.....*thinks* I think it was K-Pax...then I got an Xbox and the DVD kit, and I live in my room now....

54. Are you getting sick of these questions yet?
Yup. Pretty much.

55. Have you ever been to the ocean?
Yes: North Mytle Beach, South Myrtle Beach, and Tampa Bay.

56. Do you have any part of your body pierced?
No, and I don't plan to. *shudders*

57. What is your favorite restaurant?
Schloztkey's(sp) and Olvie Garden.

58. What is your favorite brand of clothing?
I don't wear name brands, but if I had to choose one, it would be either Mossimo (my mom pronounces is Moh-mee-see-moh), or Green Dog.

59. What is your favorite magazine?
It WAS NextGen, but it went under, so all the reporters are now all at PSM. *sigh* oh well, maybe that one will go under as well and they'll all go to Xbox Nation....

60. Who do you like talking to the most on the internet?
My MSN buddies.

61. What school do you go to?
Hilliard Darby High School.

62. Do you have any pets?
No. Don't get me started.

63. Which is better, pie or cake?
PIE! unless, of course, it's CHOCOLATE cake, then, well.....

64. Are you a good french kisser?
No.

66. What is your favorite color to wear?
Black or orange.

67. What is your favorite animal?
PUPPIES! Oh, and kitties are nice, too.

68. What is your favorite alcholic drink?
If I had to guess, it would be Strawberry Daiquiri - that's the only kind I've had, and it was nonalcoholic.

69. What sports do you like?
Basketball, Football, Soccer, and Hockey.

70. What is your favorite outfit?
A button-up flannel green hawaiian shirt open with a sleeveless dark green shirt underneath with light-khaki baggy cargo pants. Actually, now that i think about it, I'm wearing that right now!

71. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No. My allergies restrict me from doing so anyways.

72. What is your favorite card game?
Speed. I kick bum.

73. Do you swear?
"Fut the Whuck are you talking about?!" No, I don't.

74. Have you ever had surgery?
Nope, and may I never need to.

75. What is your favorite beverage?
Dad's Rootbeer w/ Breyer's vanilla bean ice cream.

82. What song do you wish the radio would play more often?
Hey....confused....where...*counts fingers* oh, nevermind.
I wish that the classical station would play at least SOME Gershwin. Oh, and on the mainstream channels, R.E.M.'s "Losing My Religion".

76. Do you want to get married?
Someday, yes.

77. What is your most embarrassing moment?
Well....HAH! You almost got me there....

78. What is your zodiac sign?
Gemmini.

79. Where do you think is the most boring place in the world?
A remote place in Canada that a friend of mine went to. I like Canada - they are the only people that produce GOOD rock and roll these days. But, my friend had no electricity, had to ride in a plane 270 miles in any direction to reach civilation, all the while with 4 feet of snow at hand. No joke.

80. Have you ever smoked?
Nope, and again, I don't plan to.

81. What do you look for in a guy?
Uum.....well.....next question.

83. If you could meet anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?
Where'd....huh?....oh, it's up there. I would like to meet Shigueru Miyomitsu (sp?) the creator of Nintendo. With a universal translator thinghy like from Star Trek....

85. Do you like writing letters?
It's gotta be better than answering 100's of questions...sheesh! I'm just kiddin'. I actually prefer e-mails. Copy & paste make the world of difference, baby.

86. Who do people say you look like?
I kinda look like "Guy" from "That Thing You Do", and some people say that I look like Friar Tuck from a modern version of Robin Hood, but my understandin is that he was a short fat bald monk....

87. What is your favorite month of the year?
Probably December. I like the season.

88. What kinds of clothes do you like guys/girls to wear?
Quite frankly...I don't care. Just as long as it isn't exploitive, vulgar, or offensive, I really don't care.

89. How many words per minute can you type?
My record is - hey, how about that! It's 89! Ooo, the PSYCHIC surveyor.....be afraid.

90. What is one thing you would change about the way you act?
Not much...just my squeaky voice.

91. What is one thing you would change about your looks?
My skin. My father was/is black, and I have little bumps all over my cheeks and arms. You can't really notice them though, but since they're a part of my skin, medicine doesn't help that much.

92. What is your favorite perfume?
This sunflower "Curve" stuff my sister wears. Besides, I'm terribly allergic to fragrances. Last time I walked into a Bath & Body works with my family, I was carried out on a stretcher.

93. What is the worst feeling in the world?
The squandering of a life goal. I just hope that it doesn't happen to me with my plans in music.

94. Do you have allergies?
Oh heavens, yes.

95. What are some of your bad habits?
I bite my nails, and I'm somewhat of a procrastinator.

96. What is one of your pet peeves?
When people use violence as a sign of affection. i.e. noogies and really hard punches in the arm.

97. Do you have a website?
Yes, the one in my sig, and a long since dead one from homestead. I even lost the link.

98. What kind of car do you drive?
No, I don't frive yet. But soon. Soooon....

99. Where were you born?
St. Anne's Hospital in Columbus, Ohio.

100. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No, not at all. Only in the movies will I even go along with it.


Phew!