Che Guevara's Motorcycle Diaries has been in my hands for most of the past few days. I was at one point envious of his and Granado's journey, but so far, he's burnt his foot on a cylinder, contracted a virus, accidentally killed three animals (including somebody's pet which he shot in panic, believing it to be a puma) and shit out of a window while having trouble with diarrhoea. I think the English Lakeland is best suited to me.
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A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.
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