This reads as a who's who of boo boos. Better watch that tone, boy!
Perfect Princess
Nate
Prize Pig
OANST
Beefcake Supreme
Sekto Springs
Worst dressing
Ranch
Dopest Pope
Splat
Best Worst Elvis Impersonation
Grandma Grub grub
Most startling
Meth baby
Deepest blue eyes
Caroline
Most wonderful laugh
My sweet, sweet Caroline
Most perfect neckline
Oh, Caroline...
Coolest video game collection
Me
Honorary Hitler Moustache Award
STM
Most dangerous genitals
Sekto Springs
Most flatulent
WoF
Loudest burps
WoF
Most Hot dogs consumed in less than a minute
WoF (113 Hot dogs)
Best dressing
Italian vinaigrette
Most fingerbangings
OANST
Most diseases
Africa
Most diseases transmitted through fingerbangings
OANST
Biggest Whiner
Nepsotic
Biggest Winer
Me
Most heart palpitations
MS1029
Honorary 'This is the only award that actually matters' Award
Phylum
Most butterflies stuck to cardboard and then sniffed when no one's looking
Bullet Magnet
Longest The Hobbit Review
Sekto Springs
Dangerous Liaisons
It''s not worth the risk, BABY.
Please come back to me, I miss you, no more crystal meth I promise
Caroline
as you can see the results are in and it looks like this is a grade F- cut of doped up roid beef
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I see you jockin' me.
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